Margaret and Helen: lefty bloggers on scooters

Margaret and Helen have been best friends for over 60 years now, and they blog together as a way to keep in touch.

The subject of their most recent post: Life's a bitch... and so is Dick Cheney.

Margaret, I am here to tell you that Dick Cheney is a bitch – a big one too. I mean I thought that Sarah Palin was a bitch, but even she can’t hold a candle to this guy. Have you been listening to him recently?

There's a conspiracy theory running across the web that Margaret and Helen are fakes. Just characters made up by a bored prisoner with access to a computer, or something. But the paranoid in this case are in the minority. Are they for real? Who cares. They think Dick Cheney's a bitch, and that's all that matters.